I decided a while back not to post ordinary-toilet bowl turds, for fear of boring my public. A toilet-bowl crap is a toilet-bowl crap.
Except this morning.
Imagine my surprise and delight when I looked down and saw that due to some unknown dynamic I had shat a long almost unbroken zig-zag!
At last, something to post. I hastily pulled up my pants and went to fetch my camera. Anna (name changed for obvious reasons) saw me, and when I came back to the living room of course she made a remark. She has been staying a week and she misses nothing.
What on earth, she wondered, could I have found to photograph in the toilet? Apparently the obvious answer to that question did not occur to her. I said something vague about looking at photos on the camera screen, but she seemed to find this very strange, also. I decided once again to tell none of my friends about this blog.
Still no "followers". Perhaps this dragon-shaped turd will impress someone, somewhere in the world, and motivate him or her to become one.
A "follower", I mean. Not a turd.
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