After the last entry, I decided that it is time to demonstrate how nice turds can be.
I feel I have succeeded in this.
I was walking beside the river when, at the usual time, about 9,30am, I began to feel a turd pressing against my rectum. Luckily I was near a wasteland, site of a demolished factory. I climbed through a hole in a wall, found a spot between budlea bushes, and laid my turd. It was a nice one. I felt rather proud. Mindful of my last (ugly) entry, I decided to take the time to make today's turd as pretty as possible. It was an enjoyable exercise. When we were kids we used to have "decorated saucer" competitions. I'd forgotten that, until this morning, as I decorated my turd. There were a lot of coloured leaves around, it being autumn, but few flowers. I found two late budlea blooms, some asters, and a few mullein flowers, and some dog-rose hips.
It was fun, scouting around the wasteland looking for scraps of colour, but the fun stopped when, arriving with a handful of leaves and aster blossom back at my partially-decorated turd, I came face to face with a young couple. They were standing, looking down at my turd, and at my camera lying on the ground beside it. They were holding hands. I think they were about to steal it. My camera. I can't imagine what they were doing in a wasteland like this so early in the morning. Perhaps looking for somewhere to make love.
It takes all types.
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